mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
"You can believe me"
gay smut someone reads"
Lumina: Papa! Lumina wants to do that!
Hope: Hm? Oh…
Lumina: Just once! It’s okay, right?
Lightning: *currently grocery shopping* Don’t spoil her. She doesn’t need any more playthings like capsule toys.
Lumina: Papa, pretty please~!
Hope: Well, alright. But just once, okay?
Hope: Don’t tell Mama-
Lightning: Hope. You both seem to be having fun. Don’t keep it a secret. Let me join.
Lumina: UWAAAAA~HNN!!! MAMA~!!! PAPA~!!!
Hope: I-I’m so sorry.
Lightning: We’re going home.
Lumina: WAHH~!!! But I wanna capsule toy!!
Hope: Forgive me, daughter. Yes, dear…
reasons to date me:
- i’m single
JOIN THE SKELETON WAR, THEY SAID. IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE I AM CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF A FUCKING BUILDING BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT ASS WAR. FUCK YOU, JERRY, THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA