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icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

eggtragedy:

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

i just

"

A smile

Can hide

How much

gay smut someone reads

"
- Unknown (via girlslovemycurls)

Lumina: Papa! Lumina wants to do that!
Hope: Hm? Oh…
Lumina: Just once! It’s okay, right?
Hope: Umm…
Lightning: *currently grocery shopping* Don’t spoil her. She doesn’t need any more playthings like capsule toys.
Lumina: Papa, pretty please~!
Hope: Well, alright. But just once, okay?
Lumina: Okay!
Hope: Don’t tell Mama-
Lightning: Hope. You both seem to be having fun. Don’t keep it a secret. Let me join.
Lumina: UWAAAAA~HNN!!! MAMA~!!! PAPA~!!!
Hope: I-I’m so sorry.
Lightning: We’re going home.
Lumina: WAHH~!!! But I wanna capsule toy!!
Hope: Forgive me, daughter. Yes, dear…

eclecticpandas:

reasons to date me:

  • i’m single

shark-b0y:

JOIN THE SKELETON WAR, THEY SAID. IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE I AM CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF A FUCKING BUILDING BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT ASS WAR. FUCK YOU, JERRY, THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

"My anaconda don’t want none unless Haise is Kaneki-Kun, Hun"
- taking-out-the-trashiyama (via taking-out-the-trashiyama)